Thoughts for Today

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Bible Verses

Psalm 86 verses 3 and 10

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"Be merciful unto me O Lord for I cry unto thee daily."

"For thou art great and doest wondrous things: thou art God alone."


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Quotations

Socrates

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“He who is not contented with what he has, would not be contended with what he would like to have.”

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William Shakespeare

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“When I got enough confidence, the stage was gone. When I was sure of losing, I won. When I needed people the most, they left me. When I learnt to dry my tears, I found a shoulder to cry on. And when I mastered the art of hating, somebody started l...
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William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet

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“The sweetest honey is loathsome in its own deliciousness. And in the taste destroys the appetite. Therefore, love moderately.”

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William Shakespeare, As You Like It

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“Sweet are the uses of adversity which, like the toad, ugly and venomous, wears yet a precious jewel in his head.”

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Socrates, Essential Thinkers - Socrates

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“Contentment is natural wealth, luxury is artificial poverty.”

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Jokes

Skimming the Bible

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Question:  Why was the lawyer skimming the Bible right before he died?

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Stranded on an Island Joke

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Question: You're stranded in a deserted island with Attila the Hun, Adolf Hitler, and a lawyer. You have a revolver with two bullets. What do you do?   Answer: Shoot the lawyer twice!...
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Jokes for today

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A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked "How much is 2+2?" The housewife replies: "Four!". The accountant says: "I think it's either 3 or 4. Let me run those figures through my spreadsheet one more time." The lawyer pulls the drapes, ...
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I can laugh at my profession and my colleagues – it’s all good

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A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there. The lawyer replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I bought? Well, it caught fire, so here I am with the fire insurance proceeds. What are you d...
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