Jokes for today

A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked "How much is 2+2?"

The housewife replies: "Four!".

The accountant says: "I think it's either 3 or 4. Let me run those
figures through my spreadsheet one more time."

The lawyer pulls the drapes, dims the lights and asks in a hushed
voice “How much do you want it to be?”